Vegas Museum Wants To Immortalise Donald Trump’s Penis

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Words By Cormack O'Connor
March 10, 2016
As a general rule of thumb, you should never trust somewhere with bad hair – especially when that someone is bragging about how ~majestically, amazingly, big~ their cock is.

In an absolute world first, someone (who isn’t a sugar baby) wants to see what Donald Trump is packing down there. That someone is Las Vegas’ Erotic Heritage Museum director Dr. Victoria Hartmann.

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After bragging about the size of his hands and penis, Hartmann wants Trump to prove it. “If Trump is going to use his manhood to establish his prowess or political legitimacy, then, well, he should prove it,” the good doctor told The Huffington Post. “If he can’t, then what does this say about the patriarchy in general?” #gethimgirl

With that said, she noted “Finding a doctor willing to do the operation would be a challenge.”

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If it happens, Donald could soon be joining ‘sexhibitions’ about the Clintons, English royals and Nazi’s (right where he belongs lol).

Nevada, get ready to poke your eyes out.

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